I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. - Charles M. Schulz
"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."
"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."
"A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?"...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay."
"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...."
"Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you."
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."