More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"When you’re embarrassed, you turn red. When I blush, I turn plaid. I network at kilt conventions, so even if I say something awkward I still look cool."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"He’s as tall as a tree, but he fights like a rose bush. What’s with all the scratching? I should cut him down in the name of romance."