"Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time."
"I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"He’s right-handed, so I told him to draw his self-portrait with his left hand, because it’d look so ugly it’d look realistic. Since he’s a DC politician, I figured a little reality was needed in his life."
"I called his broken promise heartbreaking, and he called it growing up. Oh, that’s mature—blame it on maturity."