"I just bought a new dishwasher. Some guy was selling two of them in a barn, and it was either that or get a horse, but horses leave spots on silverware."
"The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a walking guitar, a musical being whose vibration can be heard as love."
"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."
"The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing."
"I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table."