You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because th... - Bill Watterson
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
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"Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?"
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"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat."
"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."