You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because th... - Bill Watterson

"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."

"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."