You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because th... - Bill Watterson

"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."

"We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."

"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."