More quotes by Bill Watterson

"HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams."
"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."
"We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."
"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?"
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."