When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. - Bill Watterson

"I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts."

"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."