More quotes by Bill Watterson

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
"We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."