More quotes by Bill Watterson

"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."
"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight."