#death

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Reality means you live until you die...the real truth is nobody wants reality."

"As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight."

"I was waiting for the longest time, she said. I thought you forgot.It is hard to forget, I said, when there is such an empty space when you are gone."

"It's a little hard not to worry when my best friend keeps on dying."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Losing your life is not the worst thing that can happen. The worst thing is to lose your reason for living."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Pulvis et umbra sumus. It's a line from Horace. 'We are dust and shadows'. Appropriate, don't you think?"Will said. "It's not a long life, killing demons; one tends to die young, and then they burn your body - dust to dust, in the literal sense. And then we vanish into the shadows of history, nary a mark on the page of a mundane book to remind the world that once we existed at all."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"We are biology. We are reminded of this at the beginning and the end, at birth and at death. In between we do what we can to forget."

"I have stitched life into me like a rare organ"

"And Death spoke to them —’”“Sorry,” interjected Harry, “but Death spoke to them?”“It’s a fairy tale, Harry!”“Right, sorry. Go on."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."

"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."