#Faith

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Perchance you who pronounce my sentence are in greater fear than I who receive it."

"No rain can't get the rainbow."

"All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Self abandoned, relaxed and effortless, I seemed to have laid me down in the dried-up bed of a great river; I heard a flood loosened in remote mountains, I felt the torrent come; to rise I had no will, to flee I had no strength."

"A faith that does not result in activity of any kind is a dead faith; it is empty, worthless, insincere."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"I accept the Organic Trinity of Mineral, Vegetable, and Animal with as much authority as I accept the Holy Trinity. Both are sacred."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"But everything I have to give, I'll give to you"

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Imani ni nia ya kujua kisichoweza kujulikana na hupeleka watu kwenye ukweli. Kuamini hupotosha, na ni nia ya kudharau kinachoweza kujulikana."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"There are a lot of times that we feel like our hands are tied - 'I have no control over if I'm going to lose my job.' 'I have no control over if I'm going to be able to pay my bills.' You've got to realize that that's where your trust comes in. You have to trust God, and keep your hope, because your hope is what produces your faith."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."