#happiness

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Let people be the pursuits of happiness, you be the pursuit of perfection."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is."

"An ordinary man can surround himself with two thousand books and thenceforward have at least one place in the world in which it is always possible to be happy."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"You are so intense. Like a storm. It's shocking how intense you are."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Now you can build Rome in a day with Cosmic Ordering."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Of all the means to insure happiness throughout the whole life, by far the most important is the acquisition of friends."

"There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"The secret of happiness is not doing what we like but in liking what we do."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"If you experience bliss of the Self (samadhi) amidst complete problematic stage, then know that you have met a “Gnani Purush” [the enlightened one]!"

"Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits."

"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."