#happiness

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"My greatest beauty secret is being happy with myself. I don't use special creams or treatments - I'll use a little bit of everything. It's a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I believe that a lot of how you look is to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the greatest beauty secret."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place, but there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around."

"I don’t think man was meant to attain happiness so easily. Happiness is like those palaces in fairy tales whose gates are guarded by dragons: we must fight in order to conquer it."

"We’re young, we’re not monsters, no fools: we’ll conquer happiness for ourselves."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"I know money isn't everything. but it certainly is something."

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."

"The only secret of wealth creation is knowing how to use Cosmic Ordering."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature."

"If we lose all of our wealth and are only left with love then, indeed, we shall never be poor."

"Nothing is miserable unless you think it so; and on the other hand, nothing brings happiness unless you are content with it."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."