#happiness

"When you know love then that is the time you forget hate."

"I know how syrupy this sounds, how dull, provincial, and possibly whitewashed, but what can I do? Happy childhoods happen"

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Non-violence, which is the quality of the heart, cannot come by an appeal to the brain."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"I want him to be happy. And I want you to be happy, too. Even if you can only find that happiness without me."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"In Kilanga, people knew nothing of things they might have had - a Frigidaire? a washer-dryer combination? Really, they'd sooner imagine a tree that could pull up its feet and go bake bread. It didn't occur to them to feel sorry for themselves."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"You cannot be buried in obscurity: you are exposed upon a grand theater to the view of the world. If your actions are upright and benevolent, be assured they will augment your power and happiness."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness - though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless."

"You can be right or you can be happy."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."