#happiness

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"You are human, so stop acting as if though you are a sheep and start thinking for yourself."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"We were all born equal, but where we are in life now is of our own making."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Almost all of our sorrows spring out of our relations with other people. There is no more mistaken path to happiness than worldliness."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"The business of being happy requires making a conscious choice. People think being happy will just happen to them someday, if only they do this or that right. But it doesn't - you have to choose it. You choose happiness, you don't wait for it to choose you."

"Her words are her wings. She's flying."

"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"We will attract potential partners who reflect back to us what we need to heal, balance and strengthen in ourselves- until we become whole. At that point, we can attract our twin flame or soul mate and enjoy a peaceful co- creative partnership that benefits all of mankind."

"One could be happy not only without love, but despite it."

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."