#happiness

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Happiness without freedom, or freedom without happiness. There was no third alternative."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"We need to move into a culture of peace. What I hope to promote is the idea that we all need each other and that the greatest happiness in life is not how much we have but how much we give. That's a wealth that's priceless. You can't buy compassion."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that."

"When we give up the chase, we give up our wishing."

"Are you happy?"

"We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it."

"It’s a red sky every night with Cosmic Ordering."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Now beggars can be choosers with Cosmic Ordering."

"Happiness quite unshared can scarcely be called happiness; it has no taste."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."