#happiness

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Kind words change the world."

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"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"too much happiness always overflowed into tears of sorrow."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"How easy to be amiable in the midst of happiness and success."

"To fail is nothing, unless you continue to ignore Cosmic Ordering."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"As I watch him, a sudden recognition comes over me: Tonight, I can be anyone I want… maybe being happy only means living in the moment, appreciating the exact moment you're in and not thinking about the worries of the future."

"How often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparation!"

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Sadness is never bad,"said Amparo. "Sadness is the mirror of being happy"

"A Cosmic Ordering beginning makes a wealthy ending."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."

"Happiness is like those palaces in fairytales whose gates are guarded by dragons: We must fight in order to conquer it."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."