#hope

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"You might think I lost all hope at that point. I did. And as a result I perked up and felt much better."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb signs for the doors. I should hope not, because knock or no knock, every occupant in those rooms is already disturbed."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"جرب جرب و لا تخف , فالذين صنعوا سفينة نوح كانوا من الهواة أما المحترفون فهم الذين صنعوا تيتانك !"

"You learn timing on the road. You learn structure and how to read an audience. You learn so much about the business of laughter that you can't learn on a set, because it's all on you. Sometimes you bomb, and you know not to tell that joke again... You just hope people find the humor in the awkwardness."

"Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greek republics: Freedom for slave owners."

"You never know who you're inspiring or uninspiring. People notice more than you think."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."