#Impression

"I don't have hard numbers about this, but the impression I get is that the amount of eyeballs you get from being on the humor shelf at Barnes & Noble - it is almost insignificant."

"We are generally treated based on how much or little we have, earn, or know—or seem to have, earn, or know."

"It is impossible to escape the impression that people commonly use false standards of measurement — that they seek power, success and wealth for themselves and admire them in others, and that they underestimate what is of true value in life."

"We're all to driven by materialism. Obsessed with success. With money. With trying to impress people who'll never be impressed."

"If you truly want to be respected by people you love, you must prove to them that you can survive without them."

"People will walk in and walk out of your life, but the one whose footstep made a long lasting impression is the one you should never allow to walk out."