#inspirational-quotes

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me want to dream."

"More than once, the broken moon would cast through the window a silver light and remind me of independent events yielding to their own momentum and interacting under natural laws while my mind would impose happiness, grief, beauty, ruin, justice and chaos."

"He won't listen to the music, and I can't turn it off."

"It is through imagination that we transcend understanding and travel into the world of possibilities."

"Find the time everyday, to express what is in your heart. Life affirming choices that lift you up. Everyday,allow your your soul to express its joy at the gift of life. Create, laugh, dance, play, spend time in nature, connect with the Divine, whatever it is, take even a small amount of time to do the things your soul longs to do."

"Kindness can transform someone's dark moment with a blaze of light. You'll never know how much your caring matters. Make a difference for another today."

"with my last Breathe,i will hope,for i know my hope is placed in the right place."

"When wealth flees, untrue friends follow."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"What we can change is our perceptions, which have the effect of changing everything."

"Giving thanks fills you with light and joy so you can shine like the bright star you truly are."

"Deal with your past so that it won't affect your future."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"It takes true courage and real humility to say NO or YES!"

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Every great movement of God can be traced to a kneeling figure."