#inspirational-quotes

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"God used my year of waiting not to frustrate me, or abandon me, but to draw me into a closer relationship with Him."

"Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words."

"there's only one truth!"

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"I don't look for love. Love looks for me.""Why?""Because it needs me. Because I'm not afraid of it."

"Anybody can make the simple complecated. Creativity is making the complecated simple."

"I am the only force strong enough to stop me."

"I am reminded that the children we birth do not belong to us. They belong to God. We are simply the vessel through which they arrive on this earth. We are appointed to care for and guide them; however, we must recognize when the time comes for them to govern their own lives."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"As long as you do things for God, you are a Hall of Famer in heaven's list."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Most people with new ideas are ridiculed … until they succeed!"

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."