#inspirational-quotes

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"20 years ago, being called as STORY-TELLER was a TAUNT. Being a good story-teller was equated to ACTORS, DRAMAS, and LIARS etc. But now, being a story-teller is a COMPLEMENT. If you are a good story-teller than you are a good LEADER, you are a good MOTIVATOR and you are a good EDUCATOR. Time has changed."

"The more time you spend thinking, the less time you spend doing. The less time you spend doing, the more you watch others do. This formula never equals success."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"The way of the miracle-worker is to see all human behavior as one two things: either love, or a call for love."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"The two toughest lessons to learn In life are “LET GO” & “LETs GO..!"

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Have a GOAL to keep the following 5-‘H’ OUT of your lifeH – HarassH – HamperH – HurtH – HarmH – HinderTo Ensure H=Happiness Prevails forever!"

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"What are five things you are grateful for? Right now? Open to gratitude and you will soften into joy."

"Do not yearn to be popular; be exquisite. Do not desire to be famous; be loved. Do not take pride in being expected; be palpable, unmistakable."