#inspirational-quotes

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"see beyond the eyes can see, believe beyond the inspiration!"

"You can't understand where someone's going unless you understand where they've been."

"We are born into this precious human existence to achieve the uni cation of opposites and become enlightened, or liberated, from the illusion of separation."

"A Warrior of Light values a child's eyes because they are able to look at the world without bitterness. When he wants to find out if the person beside him is worthy of his trust, he tries to see him as a child would"

"Pray for "all men."We usually pray more for things than we do for men. Our prayers should be thrown across their pathway as they rush in their downward course to a lost eternity."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

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"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Scars are just another kind of memory."

"It is beautiful to discover our wings and learn how to fly; flight is a beautiful process. But then to rest on the wings of God as He flies: this is divine."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Be uniquely you. Stand out. Shine. Be colorful. The world needs your prismatic soul!"

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"God is as real as a station wagon."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Earn Nicely, spend wisely and you will live happily."

"Before you find your soul mate, you must first discover your soul."