#knowing-oneself

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."