#knowing-oneself

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."