#knowledge

"My heart knows what my mind only think it knows."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Curiosity is the origin of knowledge. Experience is the origin of wisdom."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Science replaces private prejudice with public, verifiable evidence."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Beyond all sciences, philosophies, theologies, and histories, a child's relentless inquiry is truly all it takes to remind us that we don't know as much as we think we know."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"What comes from experience is knowledge,what comes naturally is wisdom."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"How had this happened? Everyone in the world knew more than us, about everything, and this I hated then found hugely comforting."

"It takes a long time to learn how to do something simple."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."