#knowledge

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"In search of Truth the hopeful zealot goes,But all the sadder tums, the more he knows!"

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Some people still think knowledge is power."

"Inexperience people think that books will lead the one of intellect to understanding. But the ignoramus doesn't know that in these books are ambiguos that will confuse even the most intelligent of people. If you try to learn this knowledge without a teacher you will go astray and affairs will become so confusing to you that you will be more astray than Toma*, the physician.*توما الحكيم"

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"It's where we're nearest to our humanness. Useless knowledge for its own sake. Useful knowledge is good, too, but it's for the faint-hearted, an elaboration of the real thing, which is only to shine some light, it doesn't matter where on what, it's the light itself, against the darkness, it's what's left of God's purpose when you take away God."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."