#mind-power

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"When you believe in yourself sufficiently and are confident that everything that you desire is inside you then you will possess the ability to produce all that you wish for."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Your past karma is what you found difficult or challenging in this life. To heal your past karma you would need to learn your life lessons for this life."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"It’s not about working for money, it’s about having money work for you."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."