#mind-power

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Remember, you are training your mind. You are either training to look for things to go wrong or you are training it to look for anything to go right. Train yourself to think only positive thoughts."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Stand out from the crowd, be yourself."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"For us to regard others as worthy, we have to begin by regarding ourselves as worthy."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"In the autumn of your years don't make it so that what you look back on is regret. Live your life now so that whatever you do gives some sunshine before you head into the winter of your life."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"If you can't quite make it as a high flier then join a trampoline club."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."