#mind

"I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"That's the way the mind works: the brain is genetically disposed towards organization, yet if not controlled, will link even the most imagerial fragment to another on the flimsiest pretense and in the most freewheeling manner, as if it takes a kind of organic pleasure in creative association, without regards to logic or chronological sequence."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"To summarize, using money to motivate people can be a double-edged sword. For tasks that require cognitive ability, low to moderate performance-based incentives can help. But when the incentive level is very high, it can command too much attention and thereby distract the person’s mind with thoughts about the reward. This can create stress and ultimately reduce the level of performance."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"The meditative mind sees disagreeable or agreeable things with equanimity, patience, and good-will. Transcendent knowledge is seeing reality in utter simplicity. (146)"

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"For desired conclusions, we ask ourselves, "Can I believe this?", but for unpalatable conclusions we ask, "Must I believe this?"

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."