#Meditation

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"To understand the immeasurable, the mind must be extraordinarily quiet, still."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Through my love for you, I want to express my love for the whole cosmos, the whole of humanity, and all beings. By living with you, I want to learn to love everyone and all species. If I succeed in loving you, I will be able to love everyone and all species on Earth... This is the real message of love."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."