#mind

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Мъчителят знае, че човек, подложен на абсолютно мълчание, изгубва разсъдъка си."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"The mind is just like a muscle - the more you exercise it, the stronger it gets and the more it can expand."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"If football players wanted to protect their brains from injury they’d wear astronaut helmets. After all, astronauts have massive IQ’s, so wearing their protective headgear seems like a smart choice."

"The vivid force of his mind prevailed, and he fared forth far beyond the flaming ramparts of the heavens and traversed the boundless universe in thought and mind."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."