#mind

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Mattie sat at the table, obsessing, orbiting around herself. She was sick of her worried, hostile mind. It would have killed her long before, she felt, if it hadn't needed the transportation."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"It is as though we are understanding now what (William) Blake intuited, the senses were, in Eden, spread over the whole being. It might seem, then, that our bodies still live in Eden, but our minds refuse to know it."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"How remarkable we are in our ability to hide things from ourselves - our conscious minds only a small portion of our actual minds, jellyfish floating on a vast dark sea of knowing and deciding."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Very quickly, very suddenly, words fell through my mind. They landed on the floor of my thoughts, and in there, down there, I started to pick the words up. They were excerpts of truth gathered from inside me."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"As Lucretius says: 'Thus ever from himself doth each man flee.' But what does he gain if he does not escape from himself? He ever follows himself and weighs upon himself as his own most burdensome companion. And so we ought to understand that what we struggle with is the fault, not of the places, but of ourselves"

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."