#mind

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Stock your mind. It is your house of treasure and no one in the world can interfere with it."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Man's mind may be likened to a garden, which may be intelligently cultivated or allowed to run wild."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Your future is only as bright as your mind is open."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"You're wrong. The mind is not like raindrops. It does not fall from the skies, it does not lose itself among other things. If you believe in me at all, then believe this: I promise you I will find it. Everything depends on this.""I believe you,"she whispers after a moment. "Please find my mind."