#Spirit

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."