#nursing-home

"33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins."

"Putting your time in at the office; dutifully spawning your two point five; smiling politely at your retirement party; then chewing on your bedsheet and choking on your canned peaches at the nursing home. It was better never to have been born-never to have wanted anything, never to have hoped for anything."