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Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

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"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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"33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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"Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d better believe that’s the truth."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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"I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s really tall, so maybe I’ll just ask him to move over a few feet."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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