"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
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Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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Quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."
"Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it, or it won’t grow into a healthy rose bush."
"I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink."
"I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
"I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor."
"On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars."
"There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house."
"My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?"
"I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue."
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."