"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
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Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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Quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
"This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately)."
"I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out."
"When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get back to it."
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s really tall, so maybe I’ll just ask him to move over a few feet."
"There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t."
"33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins."
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
"Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d better believe that’s the truth."
"I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue."
"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."