"33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins."
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Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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Quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out."
"There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t."
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house."
"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house."
"33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins."
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
"This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately)."
"On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars."
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."