#Page

"Each new day is a blank page in the diary of your life. The secret of success is in turning that diary into the best story you possibly can."

"He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page."

"With reporting, if you work hard, you can usually pull something out. But writing humor doesn't respond to working hard, necessarily. I mean, you could just sit there and look at the page all day and maybe something will come."

"If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that."