#philosophy

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Knowledge has no value if it does not enhance your wisdom."

"Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a big knife, bro."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"I’ve always hated the “Who are you?"question. This is a philosophical inquiry. Answering that question is why we’re on earth. You can’t answer it in thirty seconds or in an elevator."

"Life is a bitter sweet journey my friend, a bitter sweet journey."

"But no: he was empty, he was confronted by a vast anger, a desperate anger, he saw it and could almost have touched it. But it was inert - if it were to live and find expression and suffer, he must lend it his own body. It was other people's anger. "Swine!"He clenched his fists, he strode along, but nothing came, the anger remained external to himself."

"All things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams."

"The map is not the territory."

"Nature, it seems, is the popular namefor milliards and milliards and milliardsof particles playing their infinite gameof billiards and billiards and billiards."

"You are the expression of consciousness; your thoughts are the expression of you."

"Hello! Look at me! I am your reflection."

"Reason may be employed to support faith as well as to destroy it."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable, insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

"There is something almost shocking in the notion of so chaste a function carrying this Kantian hurlyburly in her womb."