#philosophy

"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so."

"When it comes to Schopenhauer, I think I need a To-Go box."

"Everything we see hides another thing, we always want to see what is hidden by what we see, but it is impossible. Humans hide their secrets too well...."

"Eventually we all get tired of any and everything!"

"Hope without love is hopeless."

"Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children."

"The fundament upon which all our knowledge and learning rests is the inexplicable."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Że też w tym kraju każdy kelner jest filozofem i każdy filozof kelnerem."

"Philosophy cannot be taught; it is the application of the sciences to truth."

"A hydrogen atom in a cell at the end of my nose was once part of an elephant's trunk. A carbon atom in my cardiac muscle was once in the tail of a dinosaur."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway."

"I can always choose, but I ought to know that if I do not choose, I am still choosing."

"Das Bedürfnis, Leiden beredt werden zu lassen, ist Bedingung aller Wahrheit.(The need to lend a voice to suffering [literally: "to let suffering be eloquent"] is the condition of all truth)"

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"A bridge of silver wings stretches from the dead ashes of an unforgiving nightmareto the jeweled vision of a life started anew."

"In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one."

"If time is precious, no book that will not improve by repeated readings deserves to be read at all."

"The best ideas will eat at you for days, maybe even weeks, until something, some incident, some impulse, triggers you to finally express them."

"Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away."