#philosophy

"Think about peace, dream about peace, and take action to make the world peaceful."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway."

"You are where you always wanted to be; so enjoy the beauty of life."

"Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find out what he has to do; and to restrain himself within the limits of his comprehension."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"As long as your ideas of what's possible are limited by what's actual, no other idea has a chance."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Your love is the light that will drive away all the darkness that surrounds you."

"Time is what keeps things from happening all at once."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"The best ship, the best culture, the best knowledge, is the one which allows us to go farther, explore more territories or oceans of reality, and have the least damaging leaks possible."

"Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more."

"There is no sickness worse for me than words that to be kind must lie."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."