#poetry

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"I have no doubt at all the Devil grins,As seas of ink I spatter. Ye gods, forgive my "literary"sins --The other kind don't matter."

"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"This is Just to Say I have eatenthe plumsthat were inthe iceboxand whichyou were probablysavingfor breakfastForgive methey were deliciousso sweetand so cold"

"Green in nature is one thing, green in literature another. Nature and letters seem to have a natural antipathy; bring them together and they tear each other to pieces."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"A little learning is a dangerous thing.Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian Spring;There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain,and drinking largely sobers us again."

"Green was the silence, wet was the light,the month of June trembled like a butterfly."

"We suffer each other to have each other a while."

"One need not be a Chamber — to be Haunted — One need not be a House — The Brain has Corridors — surpassing Material Place —"

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"the saddest thing is to bea minute to someone,when you've made them your eternity."

"Poetry is breathing words that give a reader pause."

"She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"