"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."
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power-of-thoughts Quotes
"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."
"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."
"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"
"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."
"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."
"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"
"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."
"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."
"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."
"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."
"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."
"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."