#power-of-thoughts

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."