#power-of-words

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"