#power-of-words

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."