#prince

"Happily Single"is recognizing that you don’t need or want to be rescued from your life by a handsome prince because your life is pretty awesome, as is."

"Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?"

"Life will be a whole lot better if we understand what our salvation in Christ means."

"When I think about the kind of guy I want to marry, I think I might prefer someone who knows where they are going. I mean a prince pretty much has his whole life planned out already, doesn't he? And this is important because I have no idea where I'm going or what I want to do with my life."