#sadie

"Two farewell gifts,"Sadie muttered, "from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life."

"The sign was spray-painted in Arabic and English, probably from some attempt by the farmer to sell his wares in the market. The English read: Dates-best price. Cold Bebsi. "Bebsi?"I asked."Pepsi,"Walt said. "I read about it on the Internet. There's no 'p' in Arabic. Everyone here calls the soda Bebsi.""So you have to have Bebsi with your bizza?""Brobably."

"I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done."