#truth

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"It is truth that liberates, not your effort to be free."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"What was the point of trying to run away if people were going to insist on reminding you of what you were running from?"

"I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Only God may be adored, because only God is unlimited goodness, truth, and beauty, and thus only God deserves unlimited love."

"Bring the mind into sharp focus and make it alert so that it can immediately intuit truth, which is everywhere. The mind must be emancipated from old habits, prejudices, restrictive thought processes and even ordinary thought itself."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"I was sure I'd set the world on fire, and it was hard for a young feller like me to realize the truth - that I hadn't set the world on fire, and I was totally unprepared to handle the consequences if 'The Big Trail' had been a success and launched me as a star."

"The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn't chase; in the end, you chase it just the same."

"I don't go out of my way to make friends, that's all."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"