"A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors."
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"You are always free when you have the ability to think."
"When I was 4 years old, my brother and sister died of hunger, so I achieved my success through confidence, self-motivation and my hard work."
"Public education is not broken. It is not failing or declining. The diagnosis is wrong, and the solutions of the corporate reformers are wrong. Our urban schools are in trouble because of concentrated poverty and racial segregation. But public education is not ‘broken.’ Public education is in a crisis only so far as society is and only so far as this new narrative of crisis has destabilized it."
"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."
"We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes."
"I know a girl from whose body sunbeams rose to the clouds as if they’d fallen from the sun.Her laugh was like a bangle of bells. “Your hair is wet,” I told her one day, “Did you take a bath?” “It is dew!” she laughed, “I’ve been lying in the grass. All morning long, I lay here waiting for the dawn."
"Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'Kish put his hand up. 'For the record, I do.'Sin scowled at him. 'Then why do you irritate me so often?'Suicidal tendencies are inherent in my species?"
"The man with toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.The poverty stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man."
"There's a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day, six days a week. I like those things because they take the pressure off the constant stress."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't being said. The art of reading between the lines is a life long quest of the wise."
"An artist is someone who can hold two opposing viewpoints and still remain fully functional."
"Always forgive, but never forget, else you will be a prisoner of your own hatred, and doomed to repeat your mistakes forever."
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"Be sceptical, ask questions, demand proof. Demand evidence. Don't take anything for granted. But here's the thing: When you get proof, you need to accept the proof. And we're not that good at doing that."
"If you're feeling helpless, help someone. ”― Aung San Suu Kyi (from Freedom from Fear)"
"You didn’t fail, you just didn’t use Cosmic Ordering."
"I love sleepwalking, because when else would I get to combine exercise and rest?"
"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."
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