Alfred Hitchcock

"Puns are the highest form of literature."

"The paperback is very interesting but I find it will never replace the hardcover book -- it makes a very poor doorstop."

"What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out."

"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."

"Puns are the highest form of literature."

"Ideas come from everything"