#Twilight

"My humor tends to be a little more edgy than is appropriate for 'Twilight,' although I got some in there. That was fun! There's just a tonal difference. For me, storytelling is storytelling. But, I do like writing for grown ups."

"Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good."

"Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong."

"I sneaked out to his house a couple times in the middle of the night to watch over him while he slept, just in case, I dont know, his comic book collection decided to spontaneously combust. This was dumb and admittedly creepy in an Edward Cullen kind of way"

"The 'Twilight' movies are great in their own right, but they certainly don't have any sense of humor to them."

"Fall down again, Bella?'No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face."

"Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky."

"I wanted the monster back and that was plainly wrong."

"Mine was the twilight and the morning. Mine was a world of rooftops and love songs."