Cynthia Hand, Unearthly

"The backcountry signs say stuff like BEYOND THIS POINT IS A HIGH RISK AREA, WHICH HAS MANY HAZARDS INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, AVALANCHES, CLIFFS, AND HIDDEN OBSTACLES, YOU MAY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COST OF YOUR RESCUE and I think, um, no thanks. I choose life."

"Tucker: Why would you tell me now if it's against the rules?Clara: Because I love you."

"Are you any good at it?""Pulling idiots out of the snow? I'm the best."

"You are going to love the sports here. Snow skiing and water-skiing and rock climbing and all kinds of extreme sports. I give you full permission to hurl yourself off stuff."

"Dude. Hot Bozo. Best nickname ever."